Me: *gets anxious*
Me: chill
Me: *gets jealous*
Me: chill
Me: *overthinks*
Me: chill
Me: *gets clingy*
Me: chill
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- when I'm on the phone with my mom:
- me: ok
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- me: bye
- me: ok
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Client: Do you do lemonade?
Me: Do we do… lemonade?
Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.
Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.
Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.
Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!
Me: Do you mean… laminate?
RETAIL
IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE
me, 80 years old with osteoporosis:
I’M WEAK 😂😂
me, 80 years old when someone takes away my oxygen mask:
I CANT BREATHE
😂😂😂😂😂
me, 80 years old and blind when a stranger helps me across the street and i want to thank them:
WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂😂
Fuck me up
I became poor watching this
The dried berries are fucking me up someone explain how they do that
This shit probably cost 300 a plate
I’m beyond confused 😭
- me, if i talk: i'm being so annoying and everybody hates me and thinks i'm weird
- me, if i don't talk: i'm being so weird and distant and everybody hates me and thinks i'm weird
that student athletes meme but about starfighter pilots
Mechanic: can you hand me the wrench?
X-wing pilot: hand it to you ❔🤔❓ nothing gets handed 🖐🖐to me 😈 I grind and work for it 💯 Yoda 3:14 🙌 🙏
Red Leader: we’re sustaining heavy fire!
Wedge Antilles: the only fire 🔥 i need is the fire under these wings ✈️ lifting me up to glory 🏅for the rebellion ✊️ fight the good fight 💪
Obi Wan: use the force, Luke
Luke: I AM a force 💥🔥 a force of nature inside this x-wing 🚀 gotta keep up the grind 😤 need for speed 💯🏁 red five life ✈️
Finn: okay, stay calm, stay calm
Poe: CALM? The life of an X-WING PILOT ✈️ is NEVER calm ❌ the 🏅RESISTANCE 💯 will not be intimidated 🔥 by the GRIND 💪 ✊️ black squadron is life ⭐️🚀✈️
police officer: *handcuffs me*
me: *blushes*
police officer: “what the fuck”
You can handcuff me officer 😊
Hehe ;) will do ;) hehe
Didn’t know you were the police :3
I am!
Hey Yall The Tumblr Messaging System Is Still There Just So You Know
me in the UK
me: where can i get a good hamburger
brit: oi mate u cannae get a blo’y right bleed innit bruv sik ya well lad
me: please i’m so hungry
I live in the UK and I have no idea what this means :/
- some kid: *watches The Incredibles for the first time* WOW THAT'S AN AWESOME MOVIE!
- me: you know they're making a second one
- kid: REALYY??!! WHEN??
- me: next year unfortunately :/
- kid: awwww that's a super long time to wait
- me: *eye twitches*